Wow! Really? I would love to hear from you, that is, if you have compliments or even neutral comments for me. If you have something to say that might make me cry, maybe you might want to consider eating a chocolate bar instead and skip ruining my day? I would really appreciate that.
Here’s the part where other author websites might say thanks, but I’m too busy or too important to respond to you in person. Well, I am neither too busy nor too important, so please drop me a line to say hi, and I will definitely write you back.